Total pages in book: 28
Estimated words: 26170 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 131(@200wpm)___ 105(@250wpm)___ 87(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 26170 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 131(@200wpm)___ 105(@250wpm)___ 87(@300wpm)
“Okay, sure. No problem. We get it, and I’ll make this short. Basically, Killian’s mother, Jennie, had a one-night stand with your father, King Fjall, a long time ago when Fjall was on walkabout in the United States. It would have been more than forty years in the past. It’s likely that your father doesn’t even know about his son because Jennie never told him, and besides, Fjall returned to Lysenia before she knew she was pregnant.”
Haakon’s blue eyes narrow into a squint.
“Really. So this man is my older half-brother.”
I nod eagerly.
“Yes! Isn’t it so great? You have a brother!”
Haakon lets out a rude snort, his expression disgusted.
“I don’t think so. My family is royal, sweetheart, and very, very wealthy. There are a lot of folks who would love to get their paws on my inheritance. Now if you’ll excuse us, we need to go. Matilda, are you ready?” he asks in a sharp voice. “Get your purse.”
“No, no!” I protest. “My boyfriend really is your brother! He can take a DNA test to prove it.”
Haakon won’t even look at us.
“Matilda,” he says in an urgent tone. “Let’s go before I have to call security. Come on,” he says, taking her by the elbow.
But then, I pull out my trump card.
“Killian has a double-dick,” I blurt in a rush. “He can show you if you want. Isn’t that the special genetic insignia of the Lysenian royal men? Killian is the real thing, I promise.”
Haakon still won’t look at us. He tugs on his partner’s elbow, practically dragging Matilda out of the suite.
“Come on,” he says, completely ignoring us. “Let’s go. We’re going to be late for the fundraiser, and you know how important it is.”
But this time, it’s Matilda who turns.
“Well, I don’t know,” she says in a slow voice. “It could be true, Haakon. What if these people aren’t lying? Your father has always been the inscrutable type, and who knows what Fjall got up to forty years ago?”
Haakon snorts.
“My father is completely dedicated to my mother,” he says in a tight voice. “Let’s go.”
But Matilda won’t be persuaded.
“Yes, but this would have been before he met your mom,” she says. “I think we owe it to your family to suss things out.”
Now, Haakon stops in his tracks.
“Are you serious?”
Matilda shrugs with a sassy smile on her lovely features.
“Yes, because I’m curious. There aren’t many men who can claim to have a double-dick, and I’ve never seen one outside of your own, my dear husband. So let’s see if this man can prove it. After all, if they want to play with fire … then let’s see if they’ll get burned.”
Without further ado, Matilda steps back into the apartment as Haakon watches his wife in disbelief. But this is our moment, and I seize the opportunity. Taking Killian’s hand in my own, I drag my boyfriend into the suite, although there’s some reluctance on his part.
“Come on,” I whisper under my breath. “We’re in!”
Killian shoots me a warning look.
“This isn’t a good idea, Leah,” he whispers in return. “This isn’t going to turn out the way you think.”
But I’ve always been an optimist and once we’re in the sitting area, I turn to face the royal couple.
“Thanks for giving us a chance,” I say. “I promise you won’t regret it because Killian really is one of you. Drop trou,” I command, turning to my boyfriend. “Show them what you’ve got, baby.”
But to my consternation, Killian shakes his head.
“Absolutely not,” he says in a stubborn voice. “Are you kidding? I don’t know these people. I’m not going to show my privates to them.”
My jaw drops.
“Killian, this is your chance!” I hiss in a stage whisper. “Come on! Out with it! Just pretend you’re at the urologist or something. It’s not a big deal. This is your time to shine!”
He shakes his head at me.
“No.”
I gawk at him.
“What?”
“I’m not embarrassing myself, royal blood be damned. Absolutely not.”
It’s then that Matilda steps in because clearly, my boyfriend’s dug his heels in and can’t be convinced. I swear, Killian’s like a stubborn dog sometimes, who’s gotten the scent of a squirrel and can’t be convinced to get back to his walk. Fortunately, the beautiful princess takes charge. She turns to her husband and says, “Haakon, off with your pants.”
Now, it’s time for the Crown Prince to gawk at his wife.
“I’m sorry. What?”
Matilda rolls her eyes.
“You heard me. This man is embarrassed, when there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. So you go first. We all know that you have the chops, so let’s see them.”
Haakon grows red in the face. Purple, really, with veins popping out at his temples. But then, his fingers fumble at his fly, and within seconds, there’s a huge double-cock out in the open between us. I gasp because it’s magnificent. Just like Killian, the under-cock is slightly longer and thicker than the upper cock. Also just like my boyfriend, Haakon only has one set of testicles that feeds both dicks. But unlike Killian, Haakon also has a bulge at the base of each hard rod. Each bulge is about three inches in diameter and as we watch, they pulse with need.