Total pages in book: 31
Estimated words: 28599 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 143(@200wpm)___ 114(@250wpm)___ 95(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 28599 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 143(@200wpm)___ 114(@250wpm)___ 95(@300wpm)
“Okay, okay,” she gives in with a laugh. “Well, do you believe in miracles?”
“Yes,” I say straight away. “Absolutely. I mean, look what happened to me! I’m in love with my stepbrother and stepdad, and they’re in love with each other too. It’s a total romance fest.”
Leah’s look goes secretive then.
“Exactly,” she says, nodding. “Well, there’s a special type of miracle making the rounds, or so I’ve heard. Apparently, there’s a man with a double-pronged dick, and he can take a woman in both of her holes at once.”
I stare at Leah.
“Is this out of one of your romance novels again?”
“What?” she asks. “No, of course not. Although I hear this guy is royalty too.”
I shake my head.
“Really,” I say in a droll voice. “So there’s a prince trolling around New York, and not only is he real-life royalty, but he also has a double-dick made for servicing cock-hungry girls.”
“That’s right,” nods Leah, her eyes sparkling as she ignores my sarcasm. “It’s supposed to be an incredible experience, and I really want to find this guy. Can you imagine what it would be like to be with him?”
“I can, actually,” I nod in a wry manner. “Hunter, Alex, and I are in a threesome, after all. Double penetration is very much on the menu at all times.”
“Oh right,” says Leah, snapping back to reality. “Of course.”
I shake my head.
“But what are you going to do when you find your prince? What happens then?”
My friend winks.
“I’m going to date him, of course!” she giggles. “And find out for myself how this double-pronged dick of his works.”
We screech with laughter while continuing to window-shop because I love this girl. Leah is insane, out of her mind, and altogether bat-shit crazy. I’ve never heard about a prince with a double-pronged cock. It’s out a fantasy novel, for sure.
But then again, my life is the stuff of fantasies too. After all, I’m in love with two men who are family. Hunter and Alex are my stepfather and stepbrother, but we’re not going to listen to what the trolls say. We’re not going to pay attention to all the haters out there, who will hate on us no matter what we do. Instead, my mother was right: in the end, only love matters and our adoration for one another will triumph over everything.
THE END