Total pages in book: 41
Estimated words: 38741 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 194(@200wpm)___ 155(@250wpm)___ 129(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 38741 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 194(@200wpm)___ 155(@250wpm)___ 129(@300wpm)
“I know Daniel ain’t selling weed in my backyard.”
“Now come on El, you know better than that, he’s giving it away. He even gave that old nasty man two doors down from you some oil he made for his arthritis.”
“Oh my word, he’s giving it to people on our street?” This fucking guy. How am I supposed to tell my kids to stay off the pipe when he’s dealing?
“Oh look, Daniel told me I should invest in one of these because the rolling isn’t as easy as it used to be.”
“Lemme see what is it?” Char leaned over to look at Tina’s phone.
“Oh that’s adorable.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a pipe with a filter El, look, they have different colors.” They passed the phone around and I have to say my wife was doing a good job of not looking mortified.
“Is that velvet on the handle?”
“Looks like, I’m getting the purple one.”
“Get me one too Tina, I’ll take pink. I’ll pay you later.”
“How you gonna get pink Char? You know that’s my favorite color.”
“Well hell El, put your name on it, you can personalize.”
“I wonder if Daniel could come up with one that works like Viagra.” What the fuck?
“Char, you having problems?”
“No, but every now and then I want a little extra but my guy is getting up there…”
“Listen, I told you all that Colton might come home early. If he comes through that door and hears y’all he’s gonna ban you from coming over again.”
“El, I don’t know how you raised such an old stick in the mud.” Thanks Char.
“Stick in the mud my ass, nine kids.” Tina pointed at my wife, her daughter, and the three of them started their cackling shit again.
I wasn’t sure if I should go out there or head back where the fuck I came from, but then my son saw me and went ape-shit. Kat was the only one looking guilty when the rest of them turned and saw me standing on the top step.
The three culprits called out hellos but I just gave them a look. They put their heads together and started whispering and that was my cue to nope the fuck out. Their laughter followed me into the house.
Kat’s ass came in five minutes later and she looked guilty as shit. “You’re home.” She was so stymied she had the baby on her hip. I reached for him and he fell into my arms.
Poor baby. “Hi big boy, daddy came to rescue you. Hello Kat.” I was trying hard not to laugh at her deer in headlights look. I shifted the kid to my other arm and held the free one out for her.
She fell into my lap and buried her face in my neck. “Looks like you need saving too huh! Are they always like that?”
“Worse, they kept it clean today because of the baby.”
The three of them traipsed their asses into my kitchen fighting back the giggles. “Hello son.”
“Elena!”
“You’re home early.” What the fuck is so funny?
“Well Kat, I guess we’ll get going. I’ll pick you up that brand of cream you said you wanted.” Her mom leaned over to kiss her cheek before herding the other two towards the door.
“Where you three off to?” I don’t know why I asked but I thought I should. From the guilty looks passing back and forth between them I guess I was right.
“Lunch!” They sang that shit like a chorus. I was about to ask Kat if she wanted to go and I’d stay with the kid but she shook her head and cut me off.
I looked at her quizzically but she did some sniffing shit and pointed out back. “Were they just smoking?”
“What do you think? They could hardly wait for me to leave the damn pool.”
She got up and went to get the baby a snack because he was getting antsy, which meant nap time, which meant… My eyes went to Kat’s ass in her bikini.
“When’s his nap?”
“In about five minutes.” He was eating his fiber cookie or whatever the fuck nastiness his mother gave him and nodding off.
It took me five seconds to wipe him down and put him to bed before I went in search of her. “Dammit!” She was already in the shower, which means I wasn’t gonna get the chance to peel her outta that hot as fuck swimsuit.
I started stripping on my way to the bathroom door. By the time I reached her I was butt ass naked. She yelped when I pulled back the glass door and stepped in behind her.
“Don’t turn around. What you jumping for? Who you expecting?” I licked her neck and tasted the salt she had yet to wash off from the pool.
My hands cupped her tummy from behind as my dick bobbed up and down looking for some action. She leaned her neck to the side giving me better access and I lowered my fingers to the deep vee between her thighs.