Total pages in book: 74
Estimated words: 71497 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 357(@200wpm)___ 286(@250wpm)___ 238(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 71497 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 357(@200wpm)___ 286(@250wpm)___ 238(@300wpm)
That made me giggle.
“I don’t think most of my people see themselves as aliens.” He wasn’t wrong but aliens were little green men, not dragons and mages. “If you want to make someone crazy, you could call them an alien.”
It’d be fun to watch.
His chest jerked but he didn’t laugh out loud that time. “Got it. Not terribly polite but it might be interesting if I wanted to make someone insane.”
My nod made him think again. “Oh, but it wouldn’t be offensive?”
“No, Daddy.” Not that I’d ever heard. “I just don’t think anyone sees us that way.”
“Good.” Hugging me tight, he kissed me again. “I don’t want to end up offending someone inadvertently. If I’m going to piss people off, I want it to be deliberate.”
He was so cute.
“I’m going to have a lot more questions for you, but right now, I just want to make sure there isn’t anything I really need to know. Something about us bonding or something biological I need to know before we get any more intimate?”
When I shrugged and went back to kissing Daddy’s ear, he growled like a big strong dragon and spanked my bottom. “Don’t distract me.”
Bossy Daddy.
But it’d gotten me another spanking, so I wasn’t going to complain.
“I don’t know.” I pouted when he made me sit up, but I knew better than to do it for too long when he looked all stern and serious. “Um, what did you ask?”
He almost laughed, but he was very set on keeping his stern frown. “Is there anything I need to know but haven’t asked. I don’t want there to be any surprises after I make love to you for the first time, or I don’t want us to end up married and me not know how it happened.”
Oh, like Lorne’s books.
“Well, let me think.” Books weren’t real life but I’d never explained the difference between dragons and full humans before, so I wasn’t sure what would be important. “I don’t remember anyone ever saying how we used to get married, but now we just do it the human way from wherever we’re living at the time.”
What else?
“My grandmother used to tell stories of things like fated mates, but even she admitted that she didn’t know if it was real or not, so that might just be an old wives’ tale.” I scrunched up my face when Daddy’s eyes got wide.
“I’m a dragon, so I can’t say fated mates are absurd, but I’ve never met anyone who said that was real and it wasn’t in science class.” That I would’ve remembered. “I do remember someone saying that the magic on this side of the gate used to be stronger before it closed. But I can’t think of anything that would make sex dangerous or weird.”
That seemed to be the most important part to make sure I pointed out.
Daddy smiled and nodded, maybe to himself, as he relaxed back against the couch. “Okay, that’s good to know. I’ve got a running list. We’ll come back to the history of your people and everything else, but that can wait.”
Good because I wanted to focus on the when do we get to sex part of the discussion.
“Daddy?” Looking cute couldn’t hurt, so I made sure to look very sweet.
He gave me a quick kiss and smiled wider, so it must’ve worked. “Yes?”
“You mentioned sex and I was wondering what kind of questions you had about that.” Yes, that was a good way to talk about it. “I want to make sure I answer all of your questions so you’re confident about all parts of our life.”
Yes, that didn’t sound pushy or dirty at all.
I sounded smart and sweet.
“That’s very good of you. Thank you.” Daddy was so proud of me he gave me another kiss. “I’ll admit, I was going to wait to have penetrative sex until I knew what kind of alien you were, but that was mostly because I wasn’t sure if there would be biological issues. The only thing I can think of now is that I’m wondering if I can get you pregnant or anything like that.”
Oh, good question.
“In this form and without some magical intervention, kind of like magical IVF, you cannot impregnate me. That’s just in Lorne’s dirty books.” He liked reading about men having babies.
Daddy laughed. “Alright, now I have more questions but they can wait.”
Sexy time.
Sexy time.
“Oh, and it’s very hard for us to get human-based diseases, except a few weird things, so we don’t have to worry about condoms unless it’s for ickiness reasons.” That got messy sometimes, so I wouldn’t blame him if he wanted to use condoms for that kind of stuff.
Daddy nodded, stopped, then nodded again.
I had no idea what he was thinking, so I just waited.
“That’s good to know, and I don’t mind us getting a bit dirty, so I do not need to use condoms for ickiness reasons.” Daddy gave me a quick kiss and then got a silly grin. “Would it be in poor taste if I said I liked the idea of marking my dragon?”