Total pages in book: 29
Estimated words: 26952 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 135(@200wpm)___ 108(@250wpm)___ 90(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 26952 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 135(@200wpm)___ 108(@250wpm)___ 90(@300wpm)
So he thought fucking me into oblivion and leaving me high and dry was punishment for what I’d said to his momma dearest. This shit was only going to make me go after her ass harder. Let her say one more damn wrong word, I’ma plant my foot up her ass I don’t care what he does.
Shit this no cumming thing was the pits, my tummy was starting to hurt. I threw a shoe at the damn door and can’t say I was all that surprised to hear his chuckle coming from some place in the room.
I felt like I was in an old Hitchcock flick. Somehow he could see me but I didn’t know how. Maybe that’s why he’d married a girl that no one would’ve expected him to. That way when Norman Bates and ‘mother’ do my ass in no one would notice.
This was our first real disagreement. Everything since the day we met has been amazing. He’s treated me the way no one else ever had. So good in fact that there were many times in the past three weeks that I’d wake up in the middle of the night, thinking it was a dream.
Only to look over to the warm body next to me and see his amazing face. Now we were home, the home I’d been weaving dreams around only to have it marred by Gollum.
Just for that, tomorrow if that bitch is still here I’m putting Visine in her damn tea, this is some eighteenth century shit and I ain’t having it.
I didn’t speak to him for the rest of the evening even though he dragged me off to the entertainment room to watch a movie.
You see, that’s the problem, these people have way too much damn money. Why the hell would you need a movie theatre in your house when you don’t invite people over to watch movies?
The house is the size of a football field and still it’s chocked full of shit, most of it old. I had the feeling that if I even thought of changing anything the old bag would have a coronary, speaking of which.
“Where’s Cruella?” He gave me the squinty eye like he was trying to place the name.
“Who?”
“Your incubator.” He didn’t like that if the long drawn out sigh was anything to go by. “You like being punished, is that it?”
As soon as he said it I felt that slight twinge in my tummy. I still needed to cum in the worst way, but Mussolini had eyes and ears all over the damn place and I am so sure that he’d know if I snuck one in. I couldn’t even do it when I took a shower earlier.
I pouted at his question and kept my tongue behind my teeth; no sense in making it worse. Everybody and their mama knew that old hag was a mean ass witch. “Does she really live here? I thought…”
“No she does not, but if she did you would find a way to deal with it wouldn’t you princess?” I sneered at his demented ass. “So when is she leaving?” He pinched my side and ignored my question.
“If she’s still here come bedtime I can’t promise that she’d live out the night. I refuse to put up with any more of her bullshit and you…”
I was tossed to my back on the couch with a very angry man leaning over me, pressing me down. “Alana, you will not behave this way. I’ve already had a talk with mom and she promised to behave herself. You will also behave your ass or you will get worse than that little teaser I gave you earlier.
“I…you…” He wrapped his damn hand around my throat and squeezed. “Something you have to say? It had better be an apology.” I knew I should’ve checked his damn medicine cabinet before saying I do. No wonder he’d rushed my ass to the altar. Crazy ass.
I kept my mouth closed because I wasn’t apologizing for shit. Oops, he got too close; his dick was hard. I rubbed the cooch against him trying to get myself off and this jackass caught on and pulled back.
“Oh there you are son. I need you to come take a look at the fixture in my room.” Oh she didn’t see me sitting here? He sat up and went to get up but I wrapped my legs around him.
“Alana…”
“We’re watching a movie.” I whispered loud enough for T-Rex to hear and rolled my eyes in her direction. “Chance are you coming? I would like to get some reading done before I turn in.”
“Turn your ass into what?” I mumbled the words but he heard me and gave me the stink eye.
He got up and followed her out of the room and I know he missed the superior look she threw me over her shoulder as they left the room. Oh you wanna play old lady? I got something for your ass. Trout faced ass goblin.