Total pages in book: 85
Estimated words: 81707 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 409(@200wpm)___ 327(@250wpm)___ 272(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 81707 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 409(@200wpm)___ 327(@250wpm)___ 272(@300wpm)
No pressure.
It’s just, what if she doesn’t like her dad’s fake girlfriend?
Because that’s all I am, right? A fake girlfriend. This thing between Warren and me is just about plumbing and favors. And sex. And my raging crush on him.
It’s not like we’re right for each other. Or like this is going anywhere. So what am I even anxious about?
I exhale a very decisive breath and decide I’m not anxious about anything. And if you think you can’t exhale decisively, stuff it. I’m taking my wins where I can.
When I arrive at work—also known as my house—Miller is already there because somewhere along the way he obtained his own key.
Fine, fine. I gave it to him. For emergencies. And also because he told me he wasn’t willing to climb in through my window if I locked myself out again.
One time. It happened one time, for the record.
Miller claims it’s happened to him zero times, but whatever.
He gives me a look as I walk in with the bouquet.
“What? I’m not late,” I protest like I’m the teenager and not the boss. “We don’t open for another”—I pause, eyeing the clock—“three minutes.”
“Did you bring me a donut?” he asks, eyeing the farmers’ market flowers.
“Pfft. I’m not a monster. It’s in my bag. Help yourself.”
Miller digs into the bakery bag while I unwrap my hodgepodge of flowers and start trimming ends before sticking them into a mason jar. Vintage, obviously.
“Who’re those for?” he interrogates while he inhales half a donut.
“They’re for me. You know I do this. I buy flowers because I like flowers. I don’t need a reason. We should all take the opportunity to celebrate joy, decisively, wherever we can, Miller.”
“Wow.”
I beam. That was really profound, wasn’t it?
“If you’re about to become a self-help guru, I quit.”
I huff and roll my eyes. Freaking teenagers.
A few minutes later the door jingles with a customer and for the next couple of hours I manage to put Warren out of my mind and focus. Fine, that’s a lie. But I’d say the breakdown was sixty percent focus and forty percent Warren. So not a total fail.
Even so, I’m totally flummoxed when he arrives.
“Miller, be good,” I whisper, even though no one else is in the store at the moment and Warren and Bethany are still outside. “We have customers. Or, er… sort of customers.”
Miller raises a brow like he’s forty-seven. “Who?”
“Guests,” I clarify. “We have guests.”
“And who—”
But then the door opens. Miller doesn’t even look surprised.
“Hey, Miller,” Warren says, waving to Miller before his eyes slide to me and he smiles.
How does he remember Miller’s name?
It’s probably a political superpower. I still call people I’ve known for years Hey, You.
“Miller, Audrey, this is my daughter, Bethany,” he says, officially introducing us to the very pretty teenage girl standing next to him.
I know because of Google that she’s fourteen. Most fourteen-year-olds I know are awkward, or perhaps I’m simply remembering myself as a fourteen-year-old, but Bethany’s got her grandma’s poise and her dad’s easy confidence. She gives me a smile and bounces over to meet me, giving Miller a quick once-over on her way.
“Dad said you’re an amazing designer,” she gushes, launching right in. “He said he’ll buy me a dress, but maybe I can help you make it? I don’t know how to sew though, at all. But maybe you could teach me? DIY is so in.”
“Oh,” I say, a little caught off guard at both her enthusiasm and at how many words she can string together on one breath. She most definitely has not inherited her father’s stoic, impossible-to-read demeanor. She’s an open book of sunshine. Why was I worried about meeting her? “Sure, we can do that.”
“Cool,” she says with a big grin.
“I’ll be in back,” Warren announces, but no one is really paying attention to him. Except me, because I can’t control myself. He’s wearing faded jeans and an old Poconos t-shirt. I’d ten out of ten feel him up right now if his daughter wasn’t here. And Miller, obviously. Point being, I’m going to restrain myself.
Bethany’s eyes land on the flowers I’ve set in the middle of the worktable and her face lights up. “Ohhh, flowers,” she gushes, running her fingertips over a petal. “I cannot wait until I’m old enough to date and get flowers.”
“Never,” Warren mutters, already halfway into the kitchen.
“Girl, buy your own flowers,” I respond with a laugh. “I do.”
“How progressively feminist,” Bethany says, hands clasped together and eyes wide. Then she winks at me and announces, “Dad, I need a raise in my allowance so I can buy my own flowers and stay single until I’m twenty-four.”
Warren pauses at the threshold of the kitchen and turns, looking between the two of us as if it’s just occurred to him that pairing us up was a very bad idea. For him, mostly. “Behave,” he says and then disappears into the kitchen. A moment later the words, “Both of you,” follow.