Total pages in book: 152
Estimated words: 145574 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 728(@200wpm)___ 582(@250wpm)___ 485(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 145574 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 728(@200wpm)___ 582(@250wpm)___ 485(@300wpm)
“Unsatisfying?” Those eyebrows drew tight as he glanced between the books, then back to me. “Someone doesn’t always die.”
Guess he’d read a Harrison book or two. “Okay, eighty percent of the time. Go ahead and see for yourself,” I suggested. “That’s the reason he’s shelved on this side”—I pointed to the general fiction sign—“and not on this side.” I swung my finger toward the romance marker.
His jaw dropped for a millisecond. “Or maybe there’s more to his stories than sex and unrealistic expectations.” His attractiveness slipped a peg or two as he tapped one of my pet peeves right on the nose.
My hackles rose. “Romance isn’t about unrealistic expectations and sex. It’s about love and overcoming adversity through what can be considered a universal experience.” That was what Gran and reading thousands of romance novels had taught me in my twenty-eight years.
“And, apparently, satisfying sex.” He arched a brow.
I willed my skin not to flush at the way his lips seemed to caress that word.
“Hey, if you don’t like sex, or you’re uncomfortable with a woman embracing her sexuality, then that really says more about you than the genre, don’t you think?” I tilted my head. “Or is it the happily-ever-after you object to?”
“I am all for sex, and women embracing their sexuality, and happily-ever-afters.” His voice went all growly.
“Then those definitely aren’t the books for you, because the only thing they embrace is universal misery, but if that’s what does it for you, enjoy.” So much for leaving behind the Ice Queen. Here I was, arguing with a complete stranger in a bookstore.
He shook his head. “They’re love stories. It says so right here.” He held up one of the covers that happened to have a quote by Gran. The quote. The one her publisher had begged Gran for so often that she’d finally relented, and they’d made do with what she had to say.
“No one writes love stories like Noah Harrison,” I read, a slight smile tweaking my lips.
“I’d say that Scarlett Stanton is a pretty well-respected romance writer, wouldn’t you?” A lethally sexy smirk played across his face. “If she says it’s a love story, then it’s a love story.”
How could someone so devastatingly handsome annoy the shit out of me so thoroughly?
“I’d say that Scarlett Stanton was arguably the most respected romance writer of her generation.” I shook my head, filed Gran’s other book back where it belonged, and turned to walk away before I completely snapped at this guy throwing Gran’s name around like he knew the first thing about her.
“So it’s safe to take her recommendation, right? If a guy wants to read a love story. Or do you only approve of love stories written by women?” he called after me.
Seriously? I pivoted at the end of the aisle, my temper getting the best of me as I turned back to face him. “What you don’t see in that quote is the rest of it.”
“What do you mean?” Two lines appeared between his eyebrows.
“That wasn’t the original quote.” I glanced up at the ceiling, trying to remember her exact words. “What was it… ‘No one writes painful, depressing fiction masquerading as love stories like Noah Harrison.’ The publisher edited it for the blurb.” That was a step too far. I could almost hear Gran’s voice in my head.
“What?” It must have been the way he shifted under the fluorescent lights, but it looked like his skin paled.
“Look, it happens all the time.” I sighed. “I’m not sure you noticed, but here in Poplar Grove, we all knew Scarlett Stanton pretty well, and she was never one to keep her opinions to herself.” Guess that’s genetic. “If I recall correctly, she did say that he wrote with a flair for description and was…fond of alliteration.” That was the nicest thing she’d said. “It wasn’t his writing she objected to—just his stories.”
A muscle in his jaw ticked. “Well, I happen to like alliteration in my love stories.” He walked by with both books, heading for the checkout. “Thank you for the recommendation, Miss…”
“Ellsworth,” I responded automatically, flinching slightly as it left my lips. Not anymore. “Enjoy your books, Mr.…”
“Morelli.”
I nodded, then walked away, feeling his gaze follow me out the door as Mrs. Rivera rang up both books for him.
So much for getting some peace. Worst part of that whole little spat? Maybe he was right, and the books Gran wrote really were unrealistic. The sole happily-ever-after I knew of was my best friend, Hazel, and, since she was only on year five of her marriage, the verdict could hardly be determined.
Five minutes later, I drove onto our street, passing Grantham cottage, the closest of the rental properties Gran owned. It looked vacant, which was the first time since…ever. Only being a half hour or so out of Breckenridge meant rentals never stayed empty for long around here.