Total pages in book: 51
Estimated words: 48783 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 244(@200wpm)___ 195(@250wpm)___ 163(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 48783 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 244(@200wpm)___ 195(@250wpm)___ 163(@300wpm)
Pet saw something inside and didn’t want to hump it? This couldn’t be good. Pet wanted to hump everything—moving trains, trash cans, angry chipmunks.
“Bonbon, what the hell is a rage demon?” Sky asked.
“It is an unstoppable monster that thrives on torturing, killing, and doing pretty much anything else it can get away with that causes pain. So, basically like me, but nothing like me.”
A seven-foot-tall man with long black hair and turquoise eyes walked up with another very tall man wearing tightie whities and holding a beer. “Has anyone seen a redheaded clown dressed as a woman?”
“Who are you?” Sky asked.
“Votan, God of Love. This is my brother Belch. Not sure what he’s the god of anymore.”
They were gods? Sky wasn’t sure if the man was serious, but something about his hulking frame told her he wasn’t here to fuck around. The guy in the underpants was a different story.
“I am guessing Cimil is inside?” Votan jerked his head toward the RV.
Sky shrugged.
Just then a taxi pulled up, and Willa hopped out wearing white leather pants and one of those gold and black Versace tops.
Willa sauntered up, clacking in her heels, looking bored. “Um,” she flung her black hair over one shoulder, “I was in the middle of a massage and was summoned by Cimil. She told me to be here at midnight. What gives?”
Immediately, a silver minivan pulled up behind the Jag, and out climbed a very tall black man who looked like he was here to crack skulls.
“Votan. Belch.” The man jerked his head at them. “My wife told me to meet her here. What the devil is going on? She’s been avoiding me and the kids all day.”
“Roberto, pleasure to see you again,” said Votan. “Were you aware that Cimil has been meddling again?”
“She swore she was only keeping an eye on things, but not influencing. I figured it was harmless stuff, but today I found out she has an Instagram account with one billion followers. Also, she’s been scheming to have me turned into a vampire again, along with our children. She threatened to leave me if I do not go along with it.”
“Then she has broken the gods’ law. She is in very big trouble,” said Votan.
Sky was absolutely floored. So this was Cimil’s husband. And he used to be a vampire? And these two huge dudes were actually gods?
The guy in the white underpants, Belch, chugged his beer and tossed the can over his shoulder. “I fucking knew it wouldn’t last. And I was just getting really good at not drinking. Margarita’s going to be pissed.”
Sky had no idea what his story was, but it had to wait for another time. “Is someone going to do something about the rage demon inside the RV?”
“There’s a rage demon? Inside there? With Cimil?” Roberto looked at Votan. “Well, fucking do something. I have no powers.”
“What do you want me to do?” Votan replied. “Hug it into submission?”
“Don’t look at me,” said Belch. “I don’t have a fucking clue what I’m doing anymore. Not since Colel took my powers and gave up her bees.”
What the shit were these immortals talking about?
“Guys, where is Damien?” Sky asked Bonbon and Gorgonzolina.
Bonbon just stared, followed by a woof!
“Why are you talking to that tiny dog?” Votan asked.
“He’s not a dog,” said Sky. “He’s a love-sucking demon. He lives here with Damien. Bonbon, where the fuck is Damien?”
“A demon?” Belch stepped back. “What the hell is it doing here?”
“Thanks for ratting us out, Sky,” Bonbon snarled and then looked at Gorgonzolina. “Come on, sweetie. Let’s go get our things. Looks like we’re going to be locked up again. Damien is inside the trailer with the rage demon, by the way!” The two demons walked off.
“Guys, I’m sorry!” Sky said to Bonbon and Gorgonzolina. “I don’t know what’s going on.” Sky looked at the three very large men and then at the trailer. “Is someone going to do something?” Damien was probably inside fighting for his life.
They all scratched their heads.
“I can’t believe you people.” She looked at Willa. “What about you, witch? Can’t you help?”
“Guh!” Willa threaded her pink manicured nails through her hair. Were those highlights? “What’s there to do, Sky? My powers won’t work on such a beast.”
Beast. The word clicked in Sky’s head. Beast was what Damien called his twin. “Is that what’s been living inside Damien this whole time? A rage demon?” Sky asked Willa.
“I don’t know,” Willa said like she definitely knew.
There was a loud crash inside the RV, followed by a deep roar.
“I’m going in.” Sky approached the door and opened it, sticking her head inside. “Damien! Ohmygod.”
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
MF had woken up just a few minutes after drinking from Maxton, hungrier than she’d ever been. Her throat burned, her skin felt cool, and her brain was on fire. She didn’t remember feeling this way the first time she turned, but of course, she’d been in a blind rage, panicking and alone that time.